Mother arrives home tomorrow. No more walking…

Mother arrives home tomorrow. No more walking around naked. *CRINGE!* …sorry…

In the blink of an eye, my life will regain a bit more control. I’ll go back to being the assistant manager, but I’ll tell ya… I’m going to be a bigger, better, and badder assistant manager! That’s right! I will be the best damned assistant manager in the WORLD!

Why?! Because I have nothing BETTER TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!!

I will still have a big hand in taking care of the apartment, cats, and mother. (I never call her “mother” I’m just doing it for fun)

I’m going to have to talk about my pay, though. It’s just not right that a new hire is making .50 less than I am. Her pay is right…. mine is wrong. I know that I’ll get the run-around and nothing will change. But I’m going to try. If nothing changes, then it will eventually drive me to looking for a new job. I’ve got more experience, now. Maybe it’ll be easier. I just kind of wish I didn’t have to do that. Stupid company.

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