What To Do About Nothing

o apparently I’ve been chosen to make a decision that tests not only my faith but spirituality and lack thereof. (I’m just sounding dramatic for the effect.) I am blessed, you see, for the heavens have opened up and shown down upon me.

The Woman who knew not the touch of man who went by the name of Mary
has touched my hand and given me burdens I cannot carry.
She hath presented Coz with a cheese-lined message.
This bread and salt has formed a mighty presage.

I, too, have found a Virgin Mary Holding Baby Jesus Pretzel.
And I wonder if you all think I should sell it on eBay like these people did. So?

Here’s mine. Take a look!

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