One of the funniest things happened to me today as I scraped a layer of sludge off my brain. I’d tell you but I already know.

Have you ever ran into someone that you knew years ago and when you saw them you knew they looked familiar and, scarier yet, you knew you hung out with them quite a bit. You were best friends for a day! …or a week, or a month, goddamn you just can’t remember for sure. So, you don’t know their name, you can’t recall a damn thing about them, but you should know. It’s only been a few years but it’s so vague, they might as well be out of a dream you once had. Argh. Too embarrassed, you will most likely walk away acting like you surely remember them. Today, as luck would have it, we both had this annoying phenomena occur at the same time (mine was worse). Luckily, a little quote from the past helped unlock some of those memories. “There’s too much water!”

D’ohhh…Nobody loves oily Homer.