“Some say a comet will fall from the sky, followed by meteor showers and tidal waves, followed by faultlines that cannot sit still, followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits and some say the end is near. Some say we’ll see armageddon soon. I certainly hope we will ’cause I sure could use a vacation from this bullshit 3-ring circus sideshow…” — Tool

The end of the world always seemed more romantic in writing. As we can see, though (Sri Lanka, California, Brad & Jen, Iraq, etc.) it’s not so pretty.

I came down with a major illness over the course of the day. Feels like a flu but it’s only the first day so maybe it will be gone tomorrow. Sucks. Feel like absolute hell. People ask me what it feels like now that I’m 25. I can say it feels like the flu. And it tastes like chicken, oddly enough.