Archive for January, 2005

How To Waste Time

I’ve added a title field to each blog. I wonder how it will look…

So today’s blog is about wasting time and BOOOYYYY do I have something for you.

www.everyvideogame.com is a website that holds thousands of arcade, Nintendo, Gameboy, and Sega games online for you to play. For free. Within the website. It’s… wonderful. I don’t know how they can do it legally, but whatever. Play till your heart’s content. At this point, I’m only disappointed they don’t have Tecmo Bowl.

And so it’s been a couple days. My pipes froze which caused a rarely used toilet to slowly build up and overflow onto the bathroom floor. Since I didn’t know what was going on, I tried flushing it which just threw 3 gallons (or whatever) of more water onto the floor, my socks, and the carpet. Now it smells.

My car has been acting up the past few weeks. I’ve taken it to the dealer and a local auto body place at each occasion. They can’t find anything wrong and charge me $40 – $60 to look at it and take things apart just to put them right back together again. So yesterday, the 3rd time it happened (it stutters and blows out white smoke with fumes that make me dizzy and almost faint) I got it to the dealer and they’re gonna keep it overnight for the 2nd night in a row, now. They know something is wrong but they just can’t find what it is exactly. So I got a rental car this evening. I was excited to drive a new vehicle!!! I only have to pay if they can’t find anything wrong with my car under warranty. And so I was given the only vehicle they had left for me. A Dodge Ram 1500 a.k.a. monster truck. I can’t fit it in my driveway. I am so nervous driving it and taking it around corners…. I… I.. can’t take it! Can you picture me in this thing!? Well, now you can.

Yeah, let’s snow a little more, shall we? Hey, I caught this squirrel eating snow. This is one of the guys that would still be in my attic if he could be. Mwahaha.

I am not mentioning anything about what nice local event happened today, because when I do, it results in something bad. I’m nervous just typing this. But if you would like to join me for a certain party on Sunday, February 6th, then leave a comment. And please follow my lead in not talking about any specifics or using any names here. In memory of Dad.

For those interested in tracking the snow, the CozCam has been dusted off and is now working. Click the pic.

This is my life.

I come home around midnight after being out a few hours… and in between my storm door and the actual front door sat a plate full of food, wrapped in cellophane. And this was not just a plate of food, no no. It was an entire Thanksgiving dinner. On my doorstep. No note… no nothing. Just like that.

Is that the most bizarre thing you’ve ever heard of?!

Maybe I should sell it on eBay… ‘cuz I sure as hell ain’t eating it.

*sigh* This is my life.

*** update: It was a kind gesture from my neighbor. ***

Still trying to fight off this cold…….

Had a pretty good birthday, though. Friday night I went out to the karaoke bar, as usual, and just after midnight I was called up to sing. Before the song started the host asked me if I knew what time it was. I played along with whatever he was getting to because I had no idea. He then announced it was officially my birthday and he got the crowd to sing to me as Liz brought out a home-made cake. It’s not easy to surprise me and even though I was looking for little clues throughout the evening, I had given up and was caught totally off guard. It was nice. The cake was very good and I made a few of the bar flies feel old when I answered their question “how old are you?” The next day Liz gave me Garden State DVD and the soundtrack, took me to dinner at a local steak house “Bugaboo Creek” and then out for some more karaoke.

A few days later, it was Liz’s birthday and I was sick and my car was acting up. I almost didn’t even make it out to her gathering at the bar and totally lost out on anything special I wanted to do in return because I had been so sick.

Now I’m working on a few people’s sites. Celia has added some new photos to her galleries. I helped Joel move his site from one host to another as well as update some things. I’m talking with another guy, Stu, about his desires for a couple websites including one for his band, The Rivers. So I have a little money coming in and some more on the way, because…

Get this… I was approved for unemployment benefits! It seemed like Aetna gave every reason they didn’t want me to have it and the state found that I had a legitimate reason for being late upon the last day I was late which resulted in the termination. But Aetna would never agree since they don’t accept any reason for an unscheduled absence other than serious weather conditions — even still, there’d have to be a substantial amount of people affected by the weather in order to back up your excuse. Speaking of which, they never called me back after I filed a complaint that I am not being paid a $500 bonus which paid out to everyone else in my department just DAYS after I was fired. According to their eligibility requirements I had to be an active, full-time employee on November 30th with a hire date prior to June 1st. Nothing else contradicts that statement yet they say I’m not eligible because I didn’t receive the bonus. Their logic says “Well, you didn’t receive the bonus, therefore you’re obviously not eligible.” As you can imagine, I am not accepting that as an answer. I must remember to call them next week to follow up since no one followed up with me. (shh… its because they can’t come up with a good reason.)

“Some say a comet will fall from the sky, followed by meteor showers and tidal waves, followed by faultlines that cannot sit still, followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits and some say the end is near. Some say we’ll see armageddon soon. I certainly hope we will ’cause I sure could use a vacation from this bullshit 3-ring circus sideshow…” — Tool

The end of the world always seemed more romantic in writing. As we can see, though (Sri Lanka, California, Brad & Jen, Iraq, etc.) it’s not so pretty.

I came down with a major illness over the course of the day. Feels like a flu but it’s only the first day so maybe it will be gone tomorrow. Sucks. Feel like absolute hell. People ask me what it feels like now that I’m 25. I can say it feels like the flu. And it tastes like chicken, oddly enough.

My birthday. This Saturday. 25 years old. Quarter century reached.

So I’ve set up a wish list for you wonderful, generous people. Honestly, though, these days I just need a job (money) but Amazon doesn’t sell jobs. God, wouldn’t that be a riot… selling jobs…

I’ve launched my “Unofficial Kurt Vile Website” hosted over at The Carpeted Wall.

It’s just that I couldn’t take it any longer, not seeing any content on his actual website. So go and enjoy, will you?

The Unofficial Kurt Vile Website!

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