It’s been awhile since I had a TV commercial crush.

You may recall the brief time I was tormented by 3 simultaneously…

So you can now add, to my chagrin, the girl from the holiday Old Navy commercials. I hate those commercials, but I have to watch them — because she’s [...]

We’re all so controlled and engulfed in our daily routines and responsibilities that we have made it tradition to set aside a day to remember to give thanks to that which we are thankful for. Yes, I know that’s not the true meaning of celebrating this day. That’s kind of my point.

Couldn’t we just [...]

Tool — The Patient

A groan of tedium escapes me, startling the fearful.

Is this a test? It has to be, otherwise I can’t go on.

Draining patience, drain vitality.

This paranoid, paralyzed vampire acts a little old.

But I’m still right here giving blood, keeping faith.

So I appear to have a squirrel-free house now. A leak-free one, too. With these improvements I am now able to fix the drop-ceiling tiles in the upstairs bathroom and the laundry room. I’ll be able to finally bring the rooms back to life. I hope to have the ceiling tiles up within 2 weeks.

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There’s one thing I will never be able to understand but never cease to love. It’s the uncanny ability for Maynard James Keenan to say the words I can’t come up with. The strangest part of it all is that they approach me at a time I need them most. As if he was stenographing [...]

My mother, the tabloid addict, has developed a conspiracy theory; one that I cannot dismiss as anything short of veddy intellestingk.

Foreword: While Fiona Apple was on tour last, I kept an I.M. relationship with Keith Lowe, the bassist of her band. Keith played with Joe, Jebin, Lucky, Matt, and of course, Fiona. (I always [...]