Maybe I will write a screenplay. I’ve already got the first scene down. Now I just gotta figure out the rest…

/begin scene…

/black background as opening credits begin appearing

/the overdub of Jack’s voice begins…

“I can do everything. Except dance.

I am a jack of all trades and a master of none.

/fade in very slowly of a close up of Jack’s 25 year old face

I survive in people’s minds for more than one reason. Without them, I expire.

And when I love someone, I love because I see myself in them. I tend to hate people for the same reason.

/black has faded all the way out to full color and camera begins to move in and fix itself on Jack’s eyes

I believe it’s the creation and evolution of the civilized world that’s made my people so uncivil.

So I carry on to find that which I can master and make myself more alive than just in someone’s mind.”

/the eyes are intense and a few seconds of silence after the rant is broken by a man’s voice

“That’s great. Can I have my fries?”

/New shot of Jack, full body, donning a McDonald’s uniform

/Jack blinks, turns around and grabs the man his fries, placing them on the tray

/Customer grabs tray and walks off camera

/end scene