Congratulations to Kurt Vile and Suzanne Lang on their wedding today!! I will be leaving in a minute to partake in this affair. I’ve known them both since they were 4 feet high and unaware of each other’s existance. Both John and Gary (Suzanne’s brother) were supposed to be at this wedding. They both would have enjoyed this day very much.

Perhaps, amidst my athiestic views I can find a little string to pull on that reveals a minute bit of hope that they are indeed watching the day’s events.

And to them I shall say: “Hello, boys.”

In other news, my 2nd dream job has rejected me. I can’t take much more of this. My funds are running low, as well as my confidence. I can’t fucking believe I’m not getting these jobs. I want to tug on the skin that surrounds Bush’s skull and then quickly RIP IT OFF, down around his neck, where it will tear off at the collar bone, as I proceed to shove the pulsating flesh and hair follicles down his motherfuckin’ throat. MwwaAhhahaHAaAHaHAHahAhHaHAhahaahHAhahAha