For those who are lonely and in need of watching a great film with their true love….

The Watching-A-Movie-With-Your-Girlfriend Simulator!

The simulator is featured on www.sixsixfive.com, which is a wonderfully amusing site if you have a few hours to kill. Read “About” before “The List” if you choose to check out [...]

My current body of work on Doodledraw. Some are archived and will remain a part of my “portfolio”, others are not archived and have yet to cycle off the edge of history.

The latest, done tonight, may look familiar because it’s a reproduction of a B&W photo of mine.

I don’t know what is was, or what I may have done… or what you may have done, even.

I want to understand. Everything. At this point, I believe I need to.

I do understand that friends come in and out of your life like busboys in a restaurant.* But that [...]

Some may understand…

Check this Wednesday’s edition of The News of Delaware County to see yours truly featured as the Familiar Face of the week. They show my mug on the front page and inside give a little bio, too. (I am not 100% sure it actually will be printed, but there’s a VERY good chance)

Update: Fuck [...]

I was watching a program the other night about a boy who was playing softball with his playmate, who happened to be a little girl.

On an attempt to hit the ball over the house, he accidentally hit it straight into the girl’s head. She fell down, shaking, half unconcious. (sp?)