CALLING ALL INDEPENDANTLY CHALLENGED!!!

Recently, my plans to move out have fell through (no surprise). However, the anticipation of moving out has ceased to expire and thus I am asking anyone out there to apply for a roomate position with yours truly. Preferably in Delaware County somewhere. My cigarette smoking habits must be tolerated and/or encouraged. Stench of rotting corpses must also be tolerated and/or encouraged. Bi-weekly orgies with each others partners may occur. Applicants must have attractive partners. Please, no illegal drug use or big, clunky shoes. Must be well organized, tidy, and quiet. Applicants who are mute will be immediatly considered.

Seriously… anyone out there think they can handle sharing a place with me? Please, let me know!

And thanks guys, for signing the guestbook. You really came through fer me.