I don’t know what’s happening to the internet, but I think half of it just got sucked into the matrix.

I have this Alexa.com toolbar that shows me the statistics of any website I view. Last time I checked I was ranked at about 1.5 million. I notice last night that I am at 488,041.

Something’s wrong, here.

I check out Lane’s site who, on average, receives 64 hits more than me daily.

She is ranked at 904,529.

Something’s definitely wrong, here.

Will someone puh-lease sign the god damned guestbook so I don’t have to keep reading the pig-latin birthday song anymore?

Thank you.

Maybe more later….